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ARE PAWGS AND WHOOTIES JUST FAT WHITE GIRLS IN DISGUISE? (NSFW)

Every day, thousands of black men across the globe are tricked into sleeping with overweight white women.

 

1. A PAWG

Phat Ass White Girl; girl with a phat ass and is white; commonly said by black males.

black man says: “God damn, look at that pawg!”

2. A Whootie

A white girl with a crazy fat booty

Luis: look at the white girl with the fat booty!!

Omar: that my friend is what we call a WHOOTIE!

 

Chris Rock said something funny and true during one of his stand up routines; I’m paraphrasing here a little, but he basically said: ‘All fat white girls have to get with black guys, because white guys don’t like fat girls’. HAHA FUNNY AND TRUE, RIGHT?!

 

The same way obese women of all colours embraced the word BBW and wore it around their necks like a gold medal dipped in chicken grease and heart-attacks, is the same way fat white women across the globe are now championing the word WHOOTY and the acronym PAWG, to snare gullible black men with internet connections and too much time on their hands.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of a obesely large asses covered in baby oil, just as much as the next man, but when these asses come packaged with obese stomachs, flabby arms and thighs covered in stretch marks, then the term PAWG or WHOOTIE is not really applicable, is it?

 

Kelly Divine, she’s a Whootie.

 

Ashley Logan? Now that’s a PAWG.

 

Mal Malloy is a little bit scary (her insane waist to hip ratio throws me off a little), but she’s still very PAWG-Y

 

But, this…this shit right here ain’t nothing but an overweight white girl trying to market herself to black guys on the internet. Which is cool, do you ma, get in where you fit in etc, but shaking your ass to urban music and hash taggin your video on twitter with the words #PAWG, #W00tY or #gangsta isn’t going to convince me that you’re worth sleeping with.

NOTE: I have nothing against fat girls, white girls or fat white girls, I just hate being lied to, especially on the internet. I ain’t trying to get played like this bro.

- Donald Crunk

Date: 15/05/2012

Author: pretty real

Category: FEATURED / WHATEVER

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