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GIRL POWER: 12 GIRLS I WANNA LOOK LIKE (NSFW)

New female role models, for a new generation! 

When I was young, my favourite film was Clueless.  I would have given my left A-cup-sized titty to be Cher Horowitz.  She shopped a lot, had a rich daddy and was one of the most popular girls in her school.  She was basically everything I wanted to be, and I’m pretty shocked I never paused my well-worn Clueless VHS to masturbate over her trying on clothes or attempting to seduce that homosexual boy who though he was James Dean.  I guess I could just buy it on DVD and make up for lost time, or whatever, right?

Nowadays my online role-models look nothing like Cher.  In fact, if I went to school with Cher, I’d probably be the girl who writes nasty stuff on her locker and barges past her on the way to class, causing her to drop hot coffee all over her new shoes.  Bitch.  Thats what you get for dressing so nice!

Here are 12 girls I have a femme-crush on at the moment.  I don’t think they’re famous or anything, but to me they embody Girl Power in it’s purest form. So I guess you could call them the new Spice Girls; real role models, for real girls!

 

GOLD SPICE

SEDUCTIVE SPICE

WHOOTY SPICE

INFLATABLE SPICE

TATTOO SPICE

TOKEN ORIENTAL SPICE

SHE TALKS TO THE ANIMALS SPICE

SHY SPICE

SPORTY SPICE

‘I KNOW U WANNA HIT THIS’ SPICE

3 FOR THE PRICE OF 1 SPICE

GYM SPICE

- Jody

Date: 09/02/2012

Author: pretty real

Category: FEATURED / WHATEVER

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