LEAVE CHIEF KEEF ALONE!

The guys like what, 14?  He’s not old enough to know any better.

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Little kids do stupid stuff.  Five words that sum up everything we do from the time we slide out of our mothers womb, all the way to adulthood. The other day I saw a little kid sitting on the ground in the park, she couldn’t have been any older than 4. She was chewing on some nasty old twig, God knows how many dogs had urinated on it. Her mum was sitting like two steps away, but she didn’t even blink an eyelid. She was obviously used to that kind of behaviour, because guess what, LITTLE KIDS DO STUPID STUFF. Hell, sometimes the stuff you do when you’re a proper adult is pretty stupid, too.

Everybody seems to be giving Chief Keef, the 16 year old gang member who makes videos in his G Ma’s basement a hard time. Think back to when you were 16, did your actions make much sense? And I’m pretty sure you didn’t have millions of dollars thrown in your face or a Mother who hooks up with other kid rappers from rival gangs, either.

Lets be real, Chief Keef’s not the most attractive looking guy in the world, but since he got signed, the amount of big bottomed whores throwing themselves at him must be at an all-time high.  It’s probably too much for his little braided brain to compute.  And anyone who’s not used to getting pussy, will want to show the world how attractive they’ve become to the opposite sex.  Hence the picture of him getting a blowski with a strategically placed wad of money that popped up on his now deleted Instagram.

It’s not slutty or disgusting, it’s just a classic case of ‘look at me now’ syndrome:  Hi, Internets, you ignored me at school, but now I’m richer and all the bitches want to suck my dick.   Shit, if I was sixteen, I’d be doing the same fucking thing.

I will admit, tough, the whole situation of laughing at a deceased foe on twitter was in bad taste, but again, what did you expect?  His record label took away his twitter account and made him sit in the naughty corner for all of 12 hours, but if anyone’s to blame for Chief Keef’s behaviour right now, it’s Interscope.  If you’re gonna sign a kid from a disenfranchised background, who hasn’t had the best role models around for the last 16 years, then what the fuck do you expect him to do when you start throwing money at him?  He’s gonna do what he knows best, act Nigga-ish.  Niggaz do Nigga-ish things.  Bang bang.  Right, Pitchfork?

And I doubt his label are offering him any kind of mentoring, because in all honesty, why should they?  They signed him based on his aggressive content. I say leave the little kid alone and let him make his album.  Allow him to make all the mistakes that most teens make in the comfort of their own bedrooms, in front of the whole world wide web.   His album is probably gonna suck and next year Lil Mouse will get all the Fader covers.  That’s rap folks.

-Donald Crunk

Date: 17/09/2012

Author: pretty real

Category: FEATURED / MUSIC

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