PRETTY REAL SLAM DUNK PILLS
Old or young, fat or dumb, Pretty Real will make ya jump jump.
Are you less than 6 feet tall? Do you dream of jumping high? High enough to dunk? If so, keep reading. You don’t have to be black, tall and American to dunk a ball into a basket.
Bradley Webb is 5′ 4” and 65 years old. He’s always loved basketball, but he’s never been able to touch the rim. Everyone used to laugh and point as he struggled to get the ball in the basket. Sound familiar? Don’t sweat it! After 14 daily doses of our revolutionary SLAM DUNK PILLS, Bradley quadrupled his vertical jump performance and was able to dunk like a pro!
Now the kids on the court call him Air Brad and he never leaves a game without a minimum 2-3 dunk average. Even his love life has improved. They can’t get enough of Bradley and his hoop game!
CAN’T JUMP? SAVE THAT JUNK, PRETTY REAL WILL MAKE YA DUNK!
Note: This product may cause swelling, hair loss and mild vomiting.
Author: pretty real