WHERE DID ALL THE HIP-HOP VIDEO GIRLS GO?
Ten years ago, hip-hop video girls were celebrities. They were famous for looking pretty, rotating their asses and having nice long horse hair. But where are they now?
People knew most of their names and they seemed to be an integral part of hip-hop culture. Nowadays? Not so much. I couldn’t name a video girl if you put a gun in-between one of their bulbous, baby-oil soaked buttcheeks and held it to my head. Actually, thats a lie, I do know one video girl, Erica Mena from Love & Hip-Hop. But she doesn’t really count, because she’s a massive douchebag. And I only know about her videos, because I stumbled across her showreel on the internet.
I guess Maliah Michel, the girl with the huge ass from Drake’s video, is the most recent and relevant one, but she’s only popular because she used to have sex with Drake. Nobody really cares about the girls in the videos anymore. We only get excited when manic-depressive psychopaths like Kat Stacks show up and start spewing bile all over twitter, before getting locked up for being an illegal immigrant(And yes, I was a fan).
So is the whole hip-hop video girl thing dead, now? That’s a bit of a shame, innit?
R.I.P THE HIP-HOP VIDEO GIRL, YOU WILL BE MISSED.
Here are six of the best video girls who helped me through some hard and lonely times while I was growing up.
CAREER HIGHLIGHT: SHAKE THAT ASS
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS: DATING AND GETTING BEATEN UP BY JOE BUDDEN & SUBSEQUENTLY LOSING HIS BABY
BUFFIE THE BODY
CAREER HIGHLIGHT: I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE
CAREER HIGHLIGHTS: HAVING A BABY WITH AND BEING BEATEN UP BY AARON HALL. WEARING A COWBOY HAT AND A FUR COAT NEXT TO PIMP C IN BIG PIMPIN.
EVERY GIRL IN THE ‘TIP DRILL’ VIDEO
Tip Drill, The apex of hip-hop video hoe-ing. Looking back at it now, it’s not even that raunchy, but that part where Nelly swipes the credit card between the girls butt-cheeks is an iconic moment in hip-hop and pretty much sums up rappers and their relationship with big booty girls in bikinis. Kudos, Nelly.
Author: pretty real