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BECKY LOVES RAP #03

Our new intern Becky loves rap.

Ok, so my period is late by seven days. I’m almost definitely not pregnant, though. I’ve been seeing this guy for about a month and we always use condoms. Always. Well, except for this one time. I was kind of dry and there’s nothing worse than dry condom sex. He pulled out though! You can’t get pregnant from pre-come, can you? I must be sounding so retarded right now. If my period doesn’t come by tomorrow, I’m gonna go and get a pregnancy test. Pray for me, internets. Oh, I almost forgot, Kid Cudi’s back! This song is like a moody rap version of that Ozzy Osbourne track Ironman, re-recorded by some monks on a Codeine come-down. I love Cudi because he’s a fucked up, arrogant drug addict who got lucky and dresses kind of cool. GPOY. Cudi’s definitely an acquired taste, but I’d sip a cold cup of Cudi with every meal if I could. Rock on, Cudder.

- Becky

Date: 03/10/2012

Author: pretty real

Category: MUSIC / QUICKIES

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