BECKY LOVES RAP
Our new intern Becky loves rap.
Big Sean is one of my favourite rappers, right now. Not only is he super cute, but he also makes weird stuttury robot noises when he raps. It’s pretty nifty and original. I’d give Big Sean like an 8 for cuteness and an 8.5 for his actual rappin.
His new song with Jay z and Kanye West is really great, it makes me wanna dance! There’s this cool choir type thing going on with the beat, it makes the song sound important. I haven’t heard Big Seans new mixtpae yet, but I know it’ll be really good. I tried to download it this morning, but my stupid laptop crashed. I really need to take it back to the Apple store. Then I had to go and do my nails. I’ve got a date tonight; it’s a firsty and I’m a little nervous. I never know what the fuck to wear to these things.
Anyways, I read somewhere that Big Sean got his name because he’s packing a big schlong? Can someone confirm this?? I hope it’s not true, cos tbh, I’m not really a fan. The more average, the better. So, until someone can confirm or deny it, here’s another pic of Big ‘I May Have A Large Penis’ Sean looking cute. Love you!
Author: pretty real