BROOKE CANDY

Brooke Candy is a Tumblr kid’s wet dream. A twerkin bag of skittles covered in ghetto white-girl stripper money and dalmatian fur, she’s basically Nicki Minaj’s slutty little internet sister. Her new video just dropped and it looks like what would happen if you ripped tumblr up into little shreds of paper and made it rain on strippers with tattoos, gold teeth and names like Tequilla. If she really does want that Minaj money, she’d have to drop the coke-sniffing scenes from her videos, though. That probably wouldn’t go down too well with MTV.