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PITE #11: GIANNA MICHAELS

Porn stars have sex, then our in-house psychologist finds out if they want to commit suicide or not, just by looking at their eyes.

We’re not saying that all porn stars are depressed and suicidal, just most of them. ‘PORN IN THEIR EYESwill show you exactly how depressed and suicide-y these pornstars are.

TEN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS = SUICIDE-WATCH

ONE ANTI-DERPRESSANT = ‘I REALLY ENJOY MY JOB, THIS IS THE LIFE YA’LL’

8 ANTI-DEPRESSANTS OUT OF 10: E cup breasts aside, looking up to glamorous losers like Lindsay Lohan, having a boyfriend in jail and considering taking a paternity test to find out who fathered your child, are like suicide training wheels on the big push-bike of life.

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Date: 11/10/2012

Author: pretty real

Category: QUICKIES / SEX

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