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PUMP & DUMP #20

PUMP

This mashed potato and gravy dispenser serves as further starchy proof, if proof were needed, that America leads the way in all things food related. Give it 6 months and those faddy burger places that are covering London like a thick slime of self satisfaction and ex-vegetarian over-compensation (“actually guys, red meat is fun! See, I was a relaxed, fun person all along!”) will have this type of thing on tap too.

DUMP

The Guardian strikes again with their joyless nonsense. 50 quid says this was written by a single girl with an OK Cupid profile and short hair. Unless this some next level trolling, in which case, hats off to you, you got me good guys!

- White Dutty

Date: 17/07/2012

Author: pretty real

Category: QUICKIES / WHATEVER

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