PUMP & DUMP #21
GETTING RID OF DEAD WEIGHT: I took it upon myself to dump my boyfriend over the weekend. He was great, but was also pretty annoying. In all honesty, everyone is, the entire fucking world is based on people getting on other peoples nerves. But, there has to be a healthy balance. He used to chew with his mouth open and was terrible at eating pussy. I tried to give him subtle hints, but apart from saying ‘Dude, you really suck at licking my vagina’, I wasn’t sure how to break it to him. There was a bunch of other stuff, but those were the two main things.
BEING ALONE: Ok, so I’ve got rid of that dead weight, but now I have nobody to call so I can complain about how ‘my ass is too flat for a black girls’ or how my feet hurt because I squeezed em into a pair of heels that were a size to small. And who’s gonna take me out to dinner and let me moan because the waiter’s taking to long to bring us our starters? Maybe I should have put up with that awful pussy eating a little while longer.
Author: pretty real