SELFIES: Episode 2

The 2nd episode of ‘SELFIES’, our series which exposes what’s really going on in the mind’s of people taking pictures of themselves so they can share them on the internet.

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In many circles, the length and slinky gloss of a black woman’s hair is seen as a yardstick of success. Being able to run your fingers through acres of silky shiny locks, basically means your dick is bigger than everyone else’s.

Take alpha female queen boss bitch Beyonce, for example. The internet recently shut her down because she bravely decided to chop down her charismatic Brazillian mane. Excluded from the ‘long hair, we don’t care’ crew, haters immediately saw an opening and took great pleasure in sticking vitriol tainted sticks into Bey Bey’s open wound.

When it comes to black girls and hair, you’re basically damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

Remember guys, there’s only three certainties in life: death, taxes and bitches hatin on you because of your hair. So get yourself a silky weave and fake it till you make it.


Check out Eps 1 of SELFIES here.

You can also follow our new SELFIES Tumblr, which is super fun:


Date: 17/09/2013

Author: pretty real


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